meladoodle:

paradisaic:

meladoodle:

Let’s get the banana police around here to assess this situation

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yes ma’am, we’re on the case

uhhhh *hangs up*

(via kat-with-a-blog)

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(via svmtheunicorn)

deepthroatdemon:

my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”

(via tonyabbot)

misanclrist:

hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit

(Source: dumbgay, via bewaretheclaire)